I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on

Josh Stern
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  1. When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

  2. If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

  3. The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

  4. It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

  5. Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

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